Funny Sayings

Audrey:  Over the weekend, Audrey made up two new contractions when she was speaking.

First, "amn't": "Mom, when I wear this, I amn't as pretty as Kate."
Second, "willn't": "I willn't be done with this when it's time to eat."

It almost sounds British, doesn't it?

Kate: Kate uses her little potty more and more, but we willn't dive fully into potty training until school is done.  Tonight she declared, though, that NO ONE is to empty her potty when she goes because she just wants her pee to get "bigger and bigger in dare."

What goofy ladies!